Canetoad Charity Races & Crocodile Reptile Show - Sunday 10th October

“CANETOADS WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE!"

Any level of pestilence will do!

Media Release

August 11, 2003

The
Bearded Dragon prefers its Cane Toads ALIVE, not for their lovely toad juice but
for Charity Races on Sunday. Mark Gregory aka “Toadman” pleads

“Cane Toads reproduction has hit an all time low and even the eager sexual
appetites of the current population can't keep up with our demand. We need the
ghastly creatures alive (if you have any spare) and we are looking for quality
thoroughbred racing stock only. In fact any of the brown monsters will do!”

This might seem like bad news to the politically correct amongst us who can only
suggest golf driving practice. However, the Bearded Dragon Toadman relies on these
noxious pests and their narcotic poison sacs not for the hallucinogenic traits
(while we do wonder about Toad-Man at times) but for the charity racing every
Sunday afternoon.

The Discovery Channel will be filming this unusual Tamborine
Ritual of Toad Racing on the 24th of August at the Bearded Dragon. Marketing manager
Monique Gregory says “ We really hope to have some big ugly toads to show
off on the day and would appreciate any of your unwanted backyard pests with open
arms & suitable gloves!”

If you would like to help out or join the fun of the race (beamed
world wide) contact the Bearded Dragon. Enjoy free Live Entertainment every Sunday & Charity Cane Toad Races.
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(07) 55 436 888 or visit them at www.beardeddragon.com.au

Bearded Dragon

Corner Tamborine Mtn Rd & Beenleigh/Beaudesert Rd Tamborine Qld 4270

Info@beardeddragon.com.au www.beardeddragon.com.au

For further information, please contact:

Monique Gregory or Mark Gregory (aka toadman)

Ph: + 61 7 55436 888

Fx: + 61 7 55436 800